Tuesday, August 25, 2009

JOKES & FUNNY ZONE

Jokes zone

Interview 01

Boss : Where were you born?

Sumir : Barishal.

Boss : Which part?

Sumir: Which part! Whole body born in Barishal.

Interview 02

Interviewer : How does an electric motor run?

Shammi : Dhuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr....

Interviewer shouts : Stop it

Shammi : Dhuuuurrrrrr dhup dhup dhup...

Radio Today

Shayla : You cheated me.

Shopkeeper : No, I sold a good radio to u.

Shayla : Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says This is Radio Today!

Museum

Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue you've broken!

Sumir : Thanks God! I Thought it was a new one.

Doctor & Patient

Doctor to Patient : You will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see any one before you die?

Patient: Yes. A good doctor.

Car Start with Tea

Soma : What is the name of your car?

Hema : I forgot the name, but is starts with "T".

Soma : Oye kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi to petrol se start hoti hai!

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