JOKES & FUNNY ZONE

Your Wish... Bekkel's result
Bekkel with Teacher 01	Bekkel: But I dont think I deserve zero on this paper. Teacher: Neither do I, but its the lowest grade I can give you.
Bekkel with Teacher 02	Teacher: Didn't you promise to behave? Akkel: Yes, Sir. Teacher: And didn't I promise to punish you if you didn't? Bekkel: Yes, Sir, but since I broke my promise, I don't expect you to keep yours.
New Teacher with Bekkel	New Teacher: Are you chewing gum? Bekkel: No, I'm Bekkel.
Bekkel with his mother	Mother: Why did you get such a low mark on that test? Bekkel: Because of absence. Mother: You mean you were absent on the day of the test? Bekkel: No, but the kid who sits next to me was.
Bekkel with his Fother	Bekkel: Dad, can you write in the dark? Father: I think so. What do you want me to write? Bekkel: Your name on this report card.
Bekkel Fothers & Teacher	Teacher: Well, at least there's one thing I can say about your son, Bekkel. Father: What's that? Teacher: With grades like these, he couldn't be cheating.