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Thursday, August 27, 2009
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Campus Zone
BRAC University Admission: Fall 2009 | |
| Deadline: | 12 August 2009 |
| Admission Test: | 14 August 2009 at 10am |
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For Further Information: | Address: Admission office, BRAC University, 66 Mohakhali, Dhaka 1212. Phone: 8824051-4 Ext: 4003, 8853948-9. Fax: 8810383 E-mail: admission@bracu.ac.bd Website: www.bracu.ac.bd |
BRAC University Admission: Authorized CISCO Networking Academy | |
| Deadline: | 13 August 2009 |
| Admission Test: | N/A |
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Eligibility: | HSC or equivalent. |
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For Further Information: | Address: Admission office, BRAC University, 66 Mohakhali, Dhaka 1212. Phone: 8824051-4 Ext: 4003, 8853948-9. Fax: 8810383. E-mail: admission@bracu.ac.bd Website: www.bracu.ac.bd |
Campus Zone
 BRAC University Admission: Fall 2009 | ||
| Deadline: | 25 August 2009 | |
| Admission Test: | 28 August 2009 at 10:00 am | |
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For Further Information: | Address: Admission office, BRAC University, 66 Mohakhali, Dhaka 1212. Phone: 8824051-4 Ext: 4003, 8853948-9. Fax: 8810383 E-mail: admission@bracu.ac.bd | |
Campus Zone
BRAC University Admission: Fall 2009 | |
| Deadline: | N/A |
| Admission Test: | 21 August 2009 |
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Eligibility: | N/A |
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For Further Information: | Address: Admission office, BRAC University, 66 Mohakhali, Dhaka 1212. Phone: 8824051-4 Ext: 4003, 8853948-9. E-mail: admission@bracu.ac.bd |
Campus Zone
 North South University MS & MPH Admission: Summer 2009 | |
| Deadline: | 16 April 2009 |
| Admission Test: | 17 April 2009 |
Programs: | 1) MS in Biotechnology 2) MPH Major:
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For Further Information: | Address: North South University, Department of Life Sciences, 12 Kemal Ataturk Avenue, Banani, Dhaka 1213. Phone: 9885611-20, Ext 372. Fax: 8823030 E-mail: akhaleque@northsouth.edu (For MS) nakhan@northsouth.edu (For MPH) |
North South University MS & MPH Admission: Summer 2009 | |
| Deadline: | 16 April 2009 |
| Admission Test: | 17 April 2009 |
Programs: | 1) MS in Biotechnology 2) MPH Major:
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For Further Information: | Address: North South University, Department of Life Sciences, 12 Kemal Ataturk Avenue, Banani, Dhaka 1213. Phone: 9885611-20, Ext 372. Fax: 8823030 E-mail: akhaleque@northsouth.edu (For MS) nakhan@northsouth.edu (For MPH) |
Campus Zone
North South University MS & MPH Admission: Summer 2009 | |
| Deadline: | 16 April 2009 |
| Admission Test: | 17 April 2009 |
Programs: | 1) MS in Biotechnology 2) MPH Major:
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MS Eligibility: |
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For Further Information: | Address: North South University, Department of Life Sciences, 12 Kemal Ataturk Avenue, Banani, Dhaka 1213. Phone: 9885611-20, Ext 372. Fax: 8823030 E-mail: akhaleque@northsouth.edu (For MS) nakhan@northsouth.edu (For MPH) |
Campus Zone
North South University Admission: Fall 2009 | |
| Form Price: | 800/- |
| Deadline: | 29 July 2009 |
| Admission Test: | 01 August 2009 at 10.00 AM |
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For Further Information: | Address: North South University, Admission office, 12 Kemal Ataturk Avenue, Banani, Dhaka 1213. Phone: 9885611-20, Ext 102/101/118. Fax: 8823030 E-mail: registrar@northsouth.edu |
Campus Zone
North South University Admission: Fall 2009 | |
| Department: | Department of Electrical Engineering and Computer Science |
| Deadline: | 19 August 2009 |
| Admission Test: | 21 August 2009 |
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For Further Information: | Address: North South University, Department of Electrical Engineering and Computer Science, South Academic Building (9th floor), Bashundhara, Baridhara, Dhaka 1229. Phone: 8852000. Ext. 1526, 1527, 1530. Fax: 88-02-8852016. E-mail: mrahman@northsouth.edu |
North South University MBA, EMBA Admission: Fall 2009 | |
| Deadline: | For MBA: 11 August 2009 For EMBA: 18 August 2009 |
| Admission Test: | For MBA: 14 August 2009 For EMBA: 21 August 2009 |
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For Further Information: | Address: North South University, Executive MBA Program Office, 12 Kemal Ataturk Avenue, Banani, Dhaka 1213. Phone: 9885611-20, Ext 102/101/118. Fax: 8823030. E-mail: mbainfo@northsouth.edu |
Campus Zone
North South University MREM Admission: Fall 2009 | |
| Department: | Department of Environmental Science and Management |
| Deadline: | 03 September 2009 |
| Admission Test: | 11 September 2009 |
Program: | Master in Resource and Environmental Management (MREM) |
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| Form Available: | For 1,000/- at the Office of The Director of Accounts, Admin Building, Level 3, North South University, Bashundhra, Dhaka 1229. |
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For Further Information: | Address: North South University, MREM Program Office, Department of Environmental Science and Management, Level 7, SAC, Bashundhara, Baridhara, Dhaka 1229. Phone: 8852000. Ext. 2059. |
MEDICAL SOLUTIONS ZONE
Eating fruits: Gaining the full health benefits
Eating fruits everyday help maintain your ideal weight. Fruits assist many people wanting to lose weight. After all, it is one of the most healthy and natural foods. Fruit contains a large number of vitamins and minerals. It has also been shown that eating the whole fruit or juice is best to gain the benefits rather than taking supplements to provide each nutrient separately.
We should eat at least 5 pieces of fruit every day in order to gain the full health benefits of eating fruit. If you are eating about one-third of the diet as fruit and vegetables, you should notice rapid weight loss because fruit consumption helps fill the stomach faster. By doing this, it encourages less high calorie foods to be consumed. Also, fruit is also low in sodium so they help reduce the chance of gaining weight because of water retention.
If you are looking for fruits, local and seasonal fruits are probably the best choice. Abundantly available, these fruits are far more reasonable than all those exotic foreign fruits that are stacked up at the fruit stalls.
There are many benefits of fruits. They are a good source of vitamins, fibers and minerals. Fruits also help in preventing age related chronic diseases, such as Alzheimer's, cancer, cataracts, heart disease and rheumatoid arthritis, and also lower cholesterol and blood sugar levels due to the presence of complex carbohydrates and dietary fibers.
Tuesday, August 25, 2009
JOKES & FUNNY ZONE
Companies Sell Condoms -
>> Nokia Condoms : Connecting People
>> Mrf Condoms : Extra Rubber Extra Mileage
>> Moov Condoms : Ah Se Ahaa Tak
>> Mirinda Condom : Zor Ka Jhatka Dhire Se Lage
>> Hero Honda Condom : Fill It Shut It Forget It
>> Lux Condoms : Filmi Sitaron Ki Pasand
>> Bajaj Condoms : Buland Bharat Ki Buland Tasveer
>> Kelvinator Condoms : Its The Coolest One
>> Philips Condom : Lets Make Things Better
>> Onida Condom : Neighbours Envy Owners Pride
>> Pepsi Condom : Yehi Hai Right Choice Baby, Aaaaaaaaahhhaaaaaaa
>> Thumps Up Condom : Taste The Thunder
>> Coca Cola Condom : Eat Condom, Sleep Condom Wear Only
>> Ariel Condom : Dhundate Rahe Jaogaye
>> Rotomac Condom : Sabkuch Dikhta Hai
>> Servo Condom : Use Servo Add Life
>> Ceat Condom : Born Tough
>> Amul Condom : A Gift For Someone You Love
>> Bpl Condom : Beleive In The Best
>> Nike Condom : Just Do It
>> Visa Condom : Go Get It
>> Bagpiper Condom : Khub Jamegi Masti Jab Mil Bayethange Teen Yaar Mai Aap Aur Bagpipier Condom
>> Polo Condom : A Condom With A Hole
>> Colgate Condom : Maa Mere Condom Me Ched Hai, Ched Nahi Beta Sadan Hai
>> Cadbury(flavoured)condom : Asli Swad Jindagi Ka
>> Prestige Cooker Condom : Jo Biwi Se Kare Pyare Wo Condom Se Kaise Kare Inkar
>> Wills Condom : Official Sponsor Of Indian Cricket Team
>> Minto Condom : The Whole Condom
>> Sony Condom : Its A Condom
>> Surf Condom : Bhala Uska Condom Mere Condom Se Jyada Safed Kaise
>> Panama Condom : Nothing Between You And Me
>> Seimens Condom : Communication Unlimited.
JOKES & FUNNY ZONE
Jokes zone | |
Interview 01 | Boss : Where were you born? Sumir : Barishal. Boss : Which part? Sumir: Which part! Whole body born in Barishal. |
Interview 02 | Interviewer : How does an electric motor run? Shammi : Dhuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.... Interviewer shouts : Stop it Shammi : Dhuuuurrrrrr dhup dhup dhup... |
Radio Today | Shayla : You cheated me. Shopkeeper : No, I sold a good radio to u. Shayla : Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says This is Radio Today! |
Museum | Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue you've broken! Sumir : Thanks God! I Thought it was a new one. |
Doctor & Patient | Doctor to Patient : You will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see any one before you die? Patient: Yes. A good doctor. |
Car Start with Tea | Soma : What is the name of your car? Hema : I forgot the name, but is starts with "T". Soma : Oye kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi to petrol se start hoti hai! |
JOKES & FUNNY ZONE
Some old Jokes |
* This is the true story of George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi, who was going to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the shed. George opened the door to go turn off the light but saw there were people in the shed in the process of stealing things. He immediately phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?" and George said no and explained the situation. Then they explained that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be there when available. George said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again. "Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people in my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I've just shot them all." Then he hung up. Within five minutes three squad cars, an Armed Response unit, and an ambulance showed up. Of course, the police caught the burglars red-handed. One of the policemen said to George: "I thought you said that you'd shot them!" George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available. |
3 friends die in a car accident and they go to an orientation in heaven. They are all asked, "When you are in your casket and friends and family are talking about you, what would you like them to say? The first guy says, "I would like to hear them say that I was a great doctor of my time, and a great family man." The second guy says, "I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher which made a huge difference in our children of tomorrow." The last guy replies, "I would like to hear them say ... Look, He's Moving! |
A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day. "In English," he said, "A double negative forms a positive. In some languages, though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative." A voice from the back of the room piped up, "Yeah, right." |
JOKES & FUNNY ZONE
Men always have better friends |
Men always have better friends... They will stand by you, no matter what...!!! Here is an example: |
Friends of women: A wife was not at home for a whole night. So she tells her husband the very next morning, that she stayed at her (girl) friend's apartment overnight. So the husband calls 10 of her best (girl) friends and none of them confirmed that she was with them. |
| Friends of men: A husband was not at home for a whole night. So he tells his wife the very next morning, that he stayed at his (boy) friend's apartment overnight. So the wife calls 10 of her best friends and 5 of them confirmed that he stayed at their apartments that night and another 5 claimed that he is still with them!!! |
JOKES & FUNNY ZONE
Your Wish... Bekkel's result | |
Bekkel with Teacher 01 | Bekkel: But I dont think I deserve zero on this paper. Teacher: Neither do I, but its the lowest grade I can give you. |
Bekkel with Teacher 02 | Teacher: Didn't you promise to behave? Akkel: Yes, Sir. Teacher: And didn't I promise to punish you if you didn't? Bekkel: Yes, Sir, but since I broke my promise, I don't expect you to keep yours. |
New Teacher with Bekkel | New Teacher: Are you chewing gum? Bekkel: No, I'm Bekkel. |
Bekkel with his mother | Mother: Why did you get such a low mark on that test? Bekkel: Because of absence. Mother: You mean you were absent on the day of the test? Bekkel: No, but the kid who sits next to me was. |
Bekkel with his Fother | Bekkel: Dad, can you write in the dark? Father: I think so. What do you want me to write? Bekkel: Your name on this report card. |
Bekkel Fothers & Teacher | Teacher: Well, at least there's one thing I can say about your son, Bekkel. Father: What's that? Teacher: With grades like these, he couldn't be cheating. |
